Vacation King Gifts

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'