Vanity King Gifts

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Complete Makeover

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

TV-Mirror.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Toupee in a tin.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'I know how you feel.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'