Camping King Gifts

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Campground closed until further notice

"Ahhh... close enough."

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Marshmallows

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fishing sign.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Sausages.

A vampire in a canoe.