Cookout King Gifts

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The Brothers Grime

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

An angry barbecue.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

Genie Barbecue.

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"