Cookout King Gifts

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

The Brothers Grime

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

An angry barbecue.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Paul Bocuse caricature

Genie Barbecue.