Chillout King Gifts

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

His master's chill-out album

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Couch potato.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!