Chillout King Gifts

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Couch potato.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'