Chill-out Master Gifts

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

How the goat got square eyes.

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Couch potato.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...