Chill-out Music Gifts

His master's chill-out album

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Sofa Sunday

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Hasta manana.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

Zerotasking

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"Don't interrupt your father when he's on the bong."