Chill-out Music Pillows

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

Inactive wear store.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Sofa Sunday

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Chillaxing!

Hasta manana.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

Zerotasking

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

'I think you're our kind of people.'