Chill-out Champion Pillows

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

Zerotasking

"Love them rays, Chief."

Modern Accomplisments

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

Beach Bums

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Sunday papers.