Chill Competitor Pillows

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Space Heater

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Love them rays, Chief."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Old man learning to ice skate

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"