Chill Competitor Mugs

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Space Heater

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

"Love them rays, Chief."

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Old man learning to ice skate

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'Have you stopped striving yet?'