Chilly Challenger Mugs

Old man learning to ice skate

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Lawnmower

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Ice skating

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Spring cleaning.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Global Warming Penguin

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Here's your problem."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"Love them rays, Chief."

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'