Cold Weather Champion Mugs

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"I surprise you every year!"

Global Warming Penguin

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Ice Fishing.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."