Cold Weather Combatant Mugs

"Daddy is anxious for Spring."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Running out of Gas.

The Heating Oil Problem.

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Global Warming Penguin

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Sculpting Class.

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

Arctic Tongue

'My elbow has a cold!'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'