Cold Weather Combatant Gifts

"Daddy is anxious for Spring."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

Trawling for Fish.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

The Heating Oil Problem.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"That's the main problem with your rear wheel drive model!"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming Penguin

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Arctic Tongue

"The first winter is always the toughest."

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

'My elbow has a cold!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)