Cold Condition Combatant Gifts

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Global Warming Penguin

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'