Cold Condition Combatant T-Shirts

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"Fish needs bigger hole."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Igloo Building.

Global Warming Penguin

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

Wintertime Barometer.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"