Cold Weather Conqueror Gifts

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Good News about winter

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Running out of Gas.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Global Warming Penguin

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'Bless You.'