Cold Climate Conquerors Gifts

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

Football fan

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

Global Warming Penguin

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

igloo smoking zone...

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."