Cold Climate Explorers Gifts

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"G-g-great vacation idea H-H-Harry!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

The Heating Oil Problem.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Business acquaintances on holiday

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Ice Whaling