Cold Climate Explorer Gifts

"I don't think this is the right spare"

They told us to wrap up warm for the mystery tour, but they didn't tell us they were taking on extra passengers!

Ice Fishing

'Whew, 5 degrees over zero. When is this heat wave going to end'

'Code for Greenland, please? f-f-f-five, t-t-t-two, s-s-s-seven....'

'My girlfriend broke it off last night.'

How do Eskimos make love?

The igloo. The igloo-loo

Captain Oates leaves the tent... "I'm just going to chill the Chardonnay"

'Frankly, I don't know how we ever got along before we had ketchup.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Why giraffes hate winter

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Football fan

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'