Climate Change Explorer Gifts

Coldsaurus

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Ice fisher.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Global Warming.

Ice Fishing

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

snowman hitchhiking

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Unsuitable clothing.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'What luck!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."