Climate Traveler Gifts

snowman hitchhiking

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'We like 4-4-2.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Global Warming.

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Unsuitable clothing.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"