Climate Traveler Gifts

snowman hitchhiking

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'We like 4-4-2.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Global Warming.

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Unsuitable clothing.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Ice Whaling

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'