Temp Traveler Gifts

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Tourists in Egypt

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A white collar cow.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Hoxton map.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Busking during a pandemic

"They migrate here each summer."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

snowman hitchhiking

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"I hate this time of year..."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."