Teen Traveler Gifts

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Vaccination Passport

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Anything to declare?'

Car Journey.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

Bev puts on an old favorite