Teen Traveler Prints

American visitor complaining that England wasn't what she imagined

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Vaccination Passport

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Forming the adolescent personality

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Car Journey.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"