Travel Loving Teens Gifts

New Scoots for Old Coots!

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Are we there yet?'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Airplane Mode.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Ah...here they are!"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

An Easter Island Head has been added to the four Presidents at Mount Rushmore.

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

The Litany Of Fun

The next fast train has gone.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."

"You could say I'm a real Sphinxster."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"