Teen Culture Explorers Gifts

I don't wear t-shirts with slogans

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Cossack dancers

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Teen's Comet

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Tough Teddies

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dog Teenagers

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.