Youth Culture Explorers Gifts

"Dad, when someone your age grows a beard it's cultural appropriation."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Erotic Music

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Cossack dancers

Ruddy bloggers!

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Fossil hunting

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Forming the adolescent personality

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Promised Land Signpost

"This is it? No video?"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

Let's do the continental.

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"