Teen Culture Observers Gifts

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Teen's Comet

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Forming the adolescent personality

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Everytime I wear boxer shorts, the Fruit of the Loom guys start laughing."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

Teenage Yoda

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

Teen Owl

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

"Mum, have you seen my rap cds anywhere."

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

Forget about hunting the antelopes at the waterhole Dad: they hang out at the coffee shop now...

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Hear this. The new 'in' place is the Bronx."

"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.