Tiny Traveler Gifts

Welcome to Rhode Island - smallest state in the country.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Building a Shelter

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Vaccination Passport

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

School trip little porters.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Outside with that!'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Car Journey.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'