Tiny Traveler Gifts

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Tourists in Egypt

Building a Shelter

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Vaccination Passport

School trip little porters.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Outside with that!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Car Journey.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.