Tiny World Tourist Gifts

Model Village Toilets

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'So what have you been up to?'

Spring in Japan.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

Castle Efficiency

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Model Shop

Girl collects hotel toiletries.

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

World's sma.... llest beach

Tiny Bird in Bonsai Tree

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

"That's where we are right now."

Hamster Land

Crater Lake

'Tell me more about these little people that are out to get you.'

When cartoonists sleep.

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Man with tiny net peers through microscope.

'From down here the people look like flying Ants.'

Infinity Miniature Man.