Tiny Transport Lover Gifts

Model steam train pulls into a station

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

London underground talks continued

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

Meal on Wheel

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Accommodating.

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Reaction.

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'