Tiny Transport Lover Prints

Model steam train pulls into a station

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Run from the hills!

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

London underground talks continued

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Meal on Wheel

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Railway accidents

Accommodating.

Reaction.

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

Vehicles driving into a hole.