Little Traveler Gifts

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Easter Island legs

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Victors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Are we there yet?'

Garden.

Tourists in Egypt

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Where the wild things were."

Building a Shelter

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Vaccination Passport

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Ah...here they are!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

One!

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I could eat you.'

School trip little porters.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'