Life Traveler Gifts

Do you feel lucky?

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'