Life Adventurers Gifts

"Swings are like life...you have your ups and downs...and then you take a giant jump into the unknown!"

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

Reach for the Star.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Great, now we're lost."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Tough Love 2000

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Kids today are so imaginative!'