Light Traveler Gifts

"How many times do you have to migrate before you learn to travel light?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Farmer and FIsherman

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

A white collar cow.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'Anything to declare?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Nativity Scene on the Underground