Light-hearted Traveler Gifts

Bus stop and reader

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

The fate of the emigrant

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Get crazy once in a while

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Push for Disco...

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Yipeee!"

Preachers with far too much input

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"Smile!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Golf ball escaping.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

Migration to the Netherlands

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Wrong hole!"

"Don't eat so fast"