Light-hearted Traveler Pillows

Bus stop and reader

"Oh no, our caravan has been stolen."

The fate of the emigrant

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Get crazy once in a while

Laughing Zone Ahead

Push for Disco...

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Yipeee!"

Preachers with far too much input

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Golf ball escaping.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Smile!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Wrong hole!"

"Don't eat so fast"

"Calm down! You're such a worryguts...!!"

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obediance School instead...'

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Migration to the Netherlands

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'