Peaceful Traveler Pillows

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

'A Michael Jackson-free zone' - The latest hot vacation spot.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Have you been working out?'

"Yipeee!"

Relax.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

On Holiday

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

Mexican Dog

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

A friar

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"For this I went to seminary."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

"Smile!"

Jesus Fish

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

The Vicar in Customs

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Migration to the Netherlands

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.