Peaceful Journeyer Pillows

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Carefree luggage.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Alf and Misery Guts

Zen Kitten

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

A friar