Joyful Journeyer Pillows

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Make a Happy Nap...

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Rex reverted back to his sea dog ways...

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

Wedding Car

Bike Rides

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"Yipeee!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"