Compassionate Traveler Pillows

"I'm not from here."

"Would you mind?"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

A lady fearful of travelling on the train

Why Sea Levels Are Rising

Migration to the Netherlands

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Yipeee!"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

No safe haven

Mexican Dog

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Africa

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

Farewell to the travellers

Jesus Fish

"For this I went to seminary."

The Minor Issue

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

"Smile!"

The Vicar in Customs

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Bus stop and reader

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'