Lighthearted Journeyer Gifts

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Bike Rides

Alf and Misery Guts

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Bike Rides

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

I hope I didn't hear you correctly, Lance. Actually, I hope so too, Gloria.

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

Wedding Car

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"