Lighthearted Journeyer Gifts

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Bike Rides

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'I hope everyone saw the ATM installed in the entrance.'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Bike Rides

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

'When you get closed down I'd be willing to take any dirty books off your hands.'

Bus stop and reader

Wedding Car

"Don't eat so fast"