Lighthearted Traveler Gifts

Newark. Ray.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Yipeee!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

The Invention of the Tea Light

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"Smile!"

Holiday photos.

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'