Lighthearted Traveler Prints

Newark. Ray.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Yipeee!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

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"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The Invention of the Tea Light

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"Smile!"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Holiday photos.

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

Toilet door. Table for one!