Light Traveler T-Shirts

"How many times do you have to migrate before you learn to travel light?"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Farmer and FIsherman

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

A white collar cow.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I can't wait to put them on."

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground