Leisure Traveler Gifts

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"First class, or with children?"

Golfing Boss

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Vaccination Passport

Problem Solving

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well Earned Vacation"

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Fine. And you?'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Gone Bookkeepin'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Table tennis.