Casual Traveler Gifts

Boy talking to mother about going abroad

Colin V Longshore Drift

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Snail crossing

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Ignorance and Bliss

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Retirement

British Summertime

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"Nice curvature."

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"I'm Crusoe and this is my assistant, Dress Down Friday."

Ned was a comfot first type of guy, even when camping

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."